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The Vigilante Mentality and Our Love of Guns — How Skittles, Iced Tea and a...
By now, we all know that Florida is a universe wholly unto itself. It’s the state that forced the 2000 Supreme Court decision to give the election to George W. Bush when a bunch of chads got pregnant...
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Trayvon
Accept, but do not tolerate. How do we reconcile the two undeniable facts in the shooting death of Trayvon Martin — one, that if George Zimmerman had stayed in his car, no one would have died that...
View ArticleHey White Conservatives, Maybe You Should Just Shut Up Now?
For the life of me, I’ll never be able to figure out why white, American conservatives feel it’s in their job descriptions to declare racism over in America. Sean Hannity is a royal dick, isn’t he?...
View ArticleGeorge Zimmerman — Turbo Douche
There are many words and phrases that one could use to describe George Zimmerman. Free man. Acquitted killer. Ultimate douchebag. You know, a lot of terms. The thing is, a lot of times I’d write a...
View ArticleGeorge Zimmerman One Stamp Away from a Full “Fifth Shootout Free” Card
Tallahassee, Florida — Officials in Florida are confirming today that George Zimmerman — the non-deputized civil vigilante that was acquitted in the February 2012 killing of unarmed black teenager...
View ArticleFormer Cellmate to Auction George Zimmerman’s Prison Dildo
DYLAN, FLORIDA –Though he’s a free man now, for several months George Zimmerman was in jail while he stood trial for killing Trayvon Martin. One of the men who spent time in the same cell as Zimmerman...
View ArticleO.J. Simpson to Auction ‘Just Some Random Knife’
LOVELOCK, NEVADA — Orenthal “O.J.” Simpson, taking cues from George Zimmerman, has decided to put up a knife for auction to help pay some of his ongoing legal fees. Mr. Simpson insists, however, that...
View ArticleGeorge Zimmerman’s Gun Endorses Donald Trump for President
Presumptive Republican presidential nominee Donald Trump has received another celebrity endorsement, this one coming from the weapon involved in the 2012 killing of Trayvon Martin. The 9 mm Kel-Tec...
View ArticleMan Who Punched George Zimmerman In The Face To Receive Medal Of Honor From...
NEW YORK, NEW YORK — Several ambassadors from countries around the world met at the Center For A Better Earth over the weekend and decided to award the man who recently allegedly punched George...
View ArticleTrump Taps George Zimmerman’s ‘Experience With Skittles And Racism’ For...
MIERDITO CHINGANDO, FLORIDA — The Donald J. Trump presidential campaign announced early this morning that it was hired a new Director of African-American outreach. The man named for this position is...
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